shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
Write this on my gravestone
Fuck a gravestone I’m making it my damn ‘about me’
your vagina isn’t supposed to smell like a fresh meadow pine tree cherry blossom rose petal yankee candle air freshener it’s supposed to smell like a damn vagina please don’t put fragranced stuff down there
that’s not a fucking joke, either. my mother almost DIED from using scented tampons, because my father is a useless sack of shit and brought home the wrong kind. apparently they’re a lot more likely to case toxic shock syndrome.
I got sick from them too once because I had to borrow one from a girl at school and I didn’t realize they were scented!!
I’m glad you didn’t have any lasting damage. thank goddess.
Trapped, a short comic about social anxiety.
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person